me spreading christmas cheer and my mother being unresponsive as usual
who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours
Siri so surprised by my demands they couldn’t even form any words just a single punctuation mark damn
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
*taps foot impatiently while waiting for someone to date me*
*drops out of school like its hot*
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.