internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

dampsandwich:

my own face pisses me off

ectobiologist:

I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here

rneerkat:

the rough neighborhoods of italy are called the spaghetto

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(Source: els3n)

saintnickomalley:

do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth

(Source: juliansballclenchingfalsetto)