pauladeenandporn:

Trying to find a midnight snack like 

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i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

boicult:

me when my fav

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

fistmein45:

i’m not saying that female queerness is constantly undermined and invalidated by men, but female queerness is constantly undermined and invalidated by men

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”